Harry Potter

Adrian Rawlins

Accio

Alastor Moody

Albus Dumbledore

Alohomora

Aragog

Arthur Weasley

Avada Kedavra

Azkaban

Barty Crouch Jr.

Basilisks

Bellatrix Estrange

Bill Weasley

Billywigs

Boggarts

Bowtruckles

Cedric Diggory

Cho Chang

Colin Creevey

Cornelius Fudge

Crucio

Dementors

Demiguise

Diagon Alley

Dobby

Dolores Umbridge

Draco Malfoy

Dragons

Dudley Dursley

Expelliarmus

Filius Flitwick

Fleur Delacour

Fred Weasley

Garrick Ollivander

George Weasley

Giants

Gilderoy Lockhart

Ginny Weasley

Goblins

Godric’s Hollow

Gregory Goyle

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Hippogriffs

Hogsmeade

Hogwarts

Hogwarts Portraits

Horace Slughorn

House-Elves

Howler

Igor Karkaroff

Impedimenta

Imperio

James Potter

King’s Cross

Kingsley Shacklebolt

Knockturn Alley

Lavender Brown

Lily Potter

Little Hangleton Graveyard

Lord Voldemort

Lucius Malfoy

Lumos

Luna Lovegood

Madame Maxime

Marauder’s Map

Merpeople

Minerva McGonagall

Molly Weasley

Mountain Trolls

Narcissa Malfoy

Neville Longbottom

Newt Scamander

Nifflers

Number Four, Privet Drive

Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

Nymphadora Tonks

Occamys

Owls

Pansy Parkinson

Pensieve

Percy Weasley

Peter Pettigrew

Petrifius Totalus

Petunia Dursley

Phoenixes

Pomona Sprout

Portkey

Quirinus Quirrell

Remus Lupin

Ron Weasley

Rubeus Hagrid

Seamus Finnigan

Severus Snape

Shell Cottage

Sirius Black

St Mungo’s Hospital

Stupefy

Swooping Evil

Sybill Trelawney

The Burrow

The Goblet of Fire

The Horcruxes

The Ministry of Magic

The Mirror of Erised

The Philosopher’s Stone

The Riddle House

The Sorting Hat

The Sword of Gryffindor

Thunderbirds

Tom Riddle

Vernon Dursley

Viktor Krum

Vincent Crabbe

Wands

Werewolves

Xenophilus Lovegood

I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic so, Hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

I am inviting you so far in advance because I’m sure many 17-year-old girls send you prom invitations, and I had to beat them to it. I could only tolerate a high school dance if I was to be escorted by the most delightful man in Australia.